Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 350 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (40/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (100/490 points)
destroy the first boss
destroy the second boss
destroy the third boss
earn a hardcore stamp
upgrade your crossbows to lvl 15
upgrade your dash attack to lvl 15
upgrade your sword to lvl 15
destroy the forth boss
evolve any attack to lvl 25 (you can keep leveling the damage after)
Land a Jackpot on any boss bonus lottery wheel
Score 25,000 or more points in endless mode
destroy the final boss
Medals Earned: 7/13 (210/300 points)
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
Or something like that, anyway.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You really thought that would work?